Thought ya’ll might like some satire this morning from the blog “Eye of the Tiber.” Wouldn’t it be nice to wake up and actually discover heretics coming back to Holy Mother Church en mass? St. John Fisher and St. Thomas More, ora pro nobis!
BREAKING: Vatican To Posthumously Grant Henry VIII Annulment; Queen To Dissolve Church Of England
December 26, 2014
Sources in the Vatican are now confirming that Pope Francis has agreed to posthumously grant King Henry VIII an annulment from Catherine of Aragon. Numerous reports have come out in the past couple of days about the possibility of such a move, with aides close to Queen Elizabeth telling EOTT that such a decision on the Vatican’s part would essentially end the centuries old schism.
Media outlets in England are also reporting that once the annulment takes effect, that Queen Elizabeth will relinquish her claim as “Defender of the Faith and Supreme Governor of the Church of England.”
The Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, spoke to the media today, saying, “This is, indeed, an historic moment, and I shall welcome reunion with Rome. Everyone must understand that all the shite we we’ve been doing with regards to the ordination of women and openly-homosexual men has only been in retaliation.” Welby went on to confirm that he would “stop the charade” once the decree of nullity was made official.